Wild Colorado Tea - Slide Rock Bolter Mythical Colorado Tea

LEGEND HAS IT ON THE STEEPEST MOUNTAINS OF COLORADO'S WESTERN SLOPE This wild Colorado tee is a blend of Nettle, Lemon Balm, & Yarrow that creates a light, earthy, herbal tea that nourishes the soul and warms you on even the coldest Colorado day. Lemon Balm - Nettle - Yarrow There lives a frightful animal known as the Slide Rock Bolter. This 25,000 Pound Land Fish has an immense head & a divided-flipper tail with enormous grab-hooks. It uses these hooks to fasten itself to the crest of A mountain or ridge, often remaining there motionless for days at a time, watching BELOW for tourists (or any other hapless creature) to pass by. At the right moment, the Slide Rock Bolter will lift its tail, accelerate down the slope and scoop up its unsuspecting victim whole. - MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. OUR INTEL TELLS US THAT CONSUMING THIS EARTHY, WILD COLORADO TEA CAN KEEP YOU SAFE FROM SLIDE ROCK BOLTERS NO MATTER WHERE YOUR DAY TAKES YOU. STEEP FOR 5 MINUTES CAN BE SERVED WITH A SLICE OF LEM